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CYST: Week 10

Aaron Rodgers

TO HELL WITH DAN

Damn snowflake needs to find a new place to stroke his ego.

 

Week 10 is upon us.  What a strange season it has been so far.  The Vikings are leading the North with Case Keenum at the helm.  Carson Wentz is showing people how dumb they were to think Aaron Rodgers was a good QB.  The Saints might/may have a defense.  Colin Kaeperdick still doesn’t have a job and is taking people to court over that.  Jameis Winston still isn’t a good QB even though some people at FYS believe him to be the future.  However, the most interesting development in this season is that the suicide rates in Green Bay have skyrocketed by 1,482%.  Totally understandable though; I mean, what do they have in Green Bay?  Cheese and football?  Once football is taken away from them, cheese is not enough of a reason to go on living.  On with the show…

Reggie and Dan seem to like sharing a spot as they both picked up a point to stay tied at the head of the rankings.  Nate got a point, so maybe he’ll stop crying about some green square from last week.  Curtis stopped making babies long enough to get something right and collect a point.  Some of the rest of you did some things but the real story here is me.  That’s right, I got two points.  One of those points was an ATG point for the Panthers beating the Falcons.  None of the rest of you saw that coming.  It’s like I’m some sort of genius, unlike MKE who still hasn’t gotten a point this year.  Oh, and I realize that some of you don’t care about non-NFCN/NFCS games, but Jmac totally nailed the Raiders/Dolphins game, so y’all should suck his dick.  Read some boring stuff below.

 

WEEK NINE WRAP UP

 

Total Points:

  • Nope, nope, nope

(I’m running out of ways to explain how much y’all suck, so I’m just going to leave this here for another week)

 

Margin of Vctory:

  • Reggie, Detroit Lions over Green Bay Packers by 13 points
  • thenichels, Carolina Panthers over Atlanta Falcons by 3 points

(Margin of Victory can also be called the spread; ask your mom.)

 

Team Points:

  • BearsSaveLives, New Orleans Saints 30 points in a win vs. the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  • bp, Green Bay Packers 17 points in a loss vs. the Detroit Lions
  • CJammin, Green Bay Packers 17 points in a loss vs. the Detroit Lions
  • Curtis Fryer, Green Bay Packers 17 points in a loss vs. the Detroit Lions
  • natesweet, Green Bay Packers 17 points in a loss vs. the Detroit Lions
  • DanOnWis, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10 points in a loss vs. the New Orleans Saints

(LOL, BP picked the Packers to lose)

 

Against The Grain:

  • thenichels, Carolina Panthers over Atlanta Falcons (7.69%)

(Okay Nate, I’ve now decided this part can stay)

 

Nailed It:

  • I totally nailed that ATG point

(But that’s not how this works)

 

Leader board:

NCFN & NFCS Picks
FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
DanOnWis 11 1 3 2 0 3 2
Reggie 11 0 1 3 0 2 5
CJammin 8 0 0 3 1 3 1
potatoes 7 1 1 1 0 1 3
Staffords_Glove 7 0 1 3 0 1 2
thenichels 7 0 1 2 2 2 0
bp 6 0 1 1 0 3 1
Horse 6 0 2 2 0 2 0
LKP 6 0 0 2 2 1 1
Curtis Fryer 5 0 0 1 0 3 1
natesweet 3 0 1 0 1 1 0
sgunderson17 3 0 0 0 0 1 2
TheHairy1 3 0 0 1 0 1 1
0125 2 0 0 1 0 1 0
AllSaintsRow 2 0 0 1 0 1 0
Big Deal 2 0 0 0 0 1 1
Donny33 2 0 0 0 0 1 1
jmac34 2 0 1 0 0 1 0
BearsSaveLives 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
JJ 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
Cheeky Bastardo 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Established in 1965 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Flavor Flav 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
G&G 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
krush12684 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LambeauOrWrigley 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maized And Confused 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Metal Forever 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Preparation_A 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
SDL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

 

The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS.  If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here.

 

DID YOU HEAR ME NATE? YOU CAN SEE THE ‘ALL GAMES’ LEADER BOARD HERE!

 

Wondering why some of the names have a different background color?  Well, that’s because a feature was added to the CYST site.  If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker.  If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.

No NFCS or NFCN game tonight, but the Seahags are visiting the Cardinals for an NFCW showdown.  This game is really about about which team will get to tongue the Rams’ taint.  Whether you believe me or not, go make your picks.  How do you get to the site so that you can pick games?  Well, that’s a good question.  If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.

DON’T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR PICKS FOR THIS WEEK’S GAMES

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL LINK RIGHT HERE GUYS