I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Week 17. The final week of the regular season. Hell, the final week for most of you NFC Northers. How did we want to do CYST? Crown a regular season winner? Lump the regular and post season together? I can’t remember. Doesn’t really matter to me either way. That’s all I have for an intro because I’m on vacation and I don’t want to use my precious time on you fuckers. So, last week’s recap:
Maybe it was the holidays, or maybe ya’ll just suck, but only 4 points were awarded last week, and 2 of those went to Glove. That was enough for him to take sole possession of 5th place, sniffing my ass. Curtis and Potatoes got one point each, but they’re not going to win anything, so who cares about them?
WEEK SIXTEEN WRAP UP
Total Points:
- Fail
(BP’s streak is over, much like his dream of winning the Tour de France)
Margin of Vctory:
- Nadda
(I’ve run out of ways to say y’all suck, so I’ll just call you Matthew Stafford.)
Team Points:
- Curtis Fryer, Chicago Bears 20 points in a win vs. the Cleveland Browns
- potatoes, Chicago Bears 20 points in a win vs. the Cleveland Browns
- Staffords_Glove, Chicago Bears 20 points in a win vs. the Cleveland Browns
- Staffords_Glove, Tampa Bay Buccaneers 19 points in a loss vs. the Carolina Panthers
(Tallest midgets.)
Against The Grain:
- Nay
(Your mother’s vagina is like a giant grain elevator. IDK.)
Nailed It:
- Negative
(Whatever.)
Leader board:
| NCFN & NFCS Picks | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FYS User | Total Points | CYST | Points Scored | Spread | ATG | Home | Visitor | |
| Reggie | 18 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 7 | |
| LKP | 17 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | |
| DanOnWis | 15 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | |
| thenichels | 15 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 1 | |
| Staffords_Glove | 13 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | |
| bp | 11 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | |
| potatoes | 11 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 | |
| CJammin | 8 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 | |
| jmac34 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | |
| Curtis Fryer | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | |
| Horse | 6 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| Donny33 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | |
| natesweet | 5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | |
| sgunderson17 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | |
| TheHairy1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
| 0125 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| AllSaintsRow | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| BearsSaveLives | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
| Big Deal | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
| JJ | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS. If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here. I’ve also stopped posting all of you who have yet to get a point in CYST. I know you claim that it is because you’re not picking the games, but we all know that it is because you suck.
DID YOU HEAR ME NATE? YOU CAN SEE THE ‘ALL GAMES’ LEADER BOARD HERE!
Wondering why some of the names have a different background color? Well, that’s because a feature was added to the CYST site. If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker. If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.
All games are on Sunday for this final week of the regular season. Go, go make your picks. How do you get to the site so that you can pick games? Well, that’s a good question. If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.
DON’T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR PICKS FOR THIS WEEK’S GAMES
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL LINK RIGHT HERE GUYS