I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Another year, another shitty exit from the playoffs by my Saints, so I don’t really give a fuck about CYST. However since I care about you bitches, I’ll do this “article” so you morans can find your way over to the site to make your picks.
Big Deal picked up 2 points last week, and, if we’re being honest here, fuck him right in a South Dakota gopher hole. You may be wondering why I’m mad at the yo-yo’ing fool; well, I’ll tell you. He fucking picked the Saints to lose; that’s how his bitch ass got points. I hope he gets fisted by whatever fucking animals they have in South Dakota. Nardo too. He didn’t do anything like BD did to piss me off, but he’s from SD too, so guilt by association.
Gabes and 0125 did some shit too. Fuck them as well.
WILDCARD WEEKEND WRAP UP
Total Points:
- 0125, 41, Houston Texans over Buffalo Bills
(BD can suck a dick.)
Margin of Victory:
- Gabes22, Houston Texans over Buffalo Bills by 3 points
(BD even sucks at dick sucking.)
Team Points:
- Big Deal, New Orleans Saints 20 points in a loss vs. the Minnesota Vikings
(Yo-yo, more like ho-no.)
Against The Grain:
- Big Deal, Minnesota Vikings over New Orleans Saints (14.29%)
(North Dakota is the best Dakota.)
Nailed It:
- South Dakota is stupid
(Nardo is the shortest FYS’er.)
Leader board:
| All Games | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FYS User | Total Points | CYST | Points Scored | Spread | ATG | Home | Visitor | |
| Big Deal | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| 0125 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Gabes22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
The above represents all games. Unlike the regular season where we only count games that involved the NFCN or NFCS, we count them all in the playoffs. This only contains those of you who actually scored a point in CYST. Want to see your name here? Do better and stop sucking like Nardo who gets his ass kicked by Raji in midget Jello wrestling.
Wondering why some of the names have a different background color? Well, that’s because of a fantastic feature of the CYST site. If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker. If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.
We have games on Saturday and Sunday for the divisional weekend, so go make your picks now. No matter if you watch or not, get your butt over to CYST and make a pick for all the games. There are only 4 games. Go, go make your picks. How do you get to the site so that you can pick games? Well, that’s a good question. If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.
DON’T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR PICKS FOR THIS WEEK’S GAMES