I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
PROCTOLOGISTICS
FUCK YOU! I’M ON VACATION!
My apologies if I missed any of you in the comment section.
IT’S TIME TO RANK ‘EM AND SPANK ‘EM
| Rank | Streak | Team | Record | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | W8 | Philadelphia Eagles | 9-1 | Fuck you, MaC. I'm on vacation. |
| 2 | W6 | Minnesota Vikings | 8-2 | Fuck you, Prep. I'm on vacation. |
| 3 | W6 | New England Patriots | 8-2 | Fuck you, BP. I'm on vacation. |
| 4 | W8 | New Orleans Saints | 8-2 | Fuck you, Raji. I'm on vacation. |
| 5 | W5 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 8-2 | Fuck you, MKE. I'm on vacation. |
| 6 | W4 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 7-3 | Fuck you, Donny. I'm on vacation. |
| 7 | Bye W3 | Carolina Panthers | 7-3 | Fuck you, Gundy. I'm on vacation. |
| 8 | L1 | Los Angeles Rams | 7-3 | Fuck you, Reggie. I'm on vacation. |
| 9 | W2 | Atlanta Falcons | 6-4 | Fuck you, ASR. I'm on vacation. |
| 10 | L2 | Kansas City Chiefs | 6-4 | Fuck you, CJammin. I'm on vacation. |
| 11 | L1 | Tennessee Titans | 6-4 | Fuck you, BWC. I'm on vacation. |
| 12 | W1 | Detroit Lions | 6-4 | Fuck you, French Andy. I'm on vacation. |
| 13 | L1 | Seattle Seahawks | 6-4 | Fuck you, LKP. I'm on vacation. |
| 14 | W1 | Baltimore Ravens | 5-5 | Fuck you, Horse. I'm on vacation. |
| 15 | L2 | Dallas Cowboys | 5-5 | Fuck you, TheHairy. I'm on vacation. |
| 16 | L1 | Los Angeles Chargers | 4-6 | Fuck you, Koosh. I'm on vacation. |
| 17 | L1 | Washington Redskins | 4-6 | Fuck you, Thenichels. I'm on vacation. |
| 18 | L3 | Buffalo Bills | 5-5 | Fuck you, Ethan. I'm on vacation. |
| 19 | W1 | Tampa Bay Bucaneers | 4-6 | Fuck you, Cam of Steel. I'm on vacation. |
| 20 | L1 | Oakland Raiders | 4-6 | Fuck you, natradamus. I'm on vacation. |
| 21 | L1 | Green Bay Packers | 5-5 | Fuck you, SDL. I'm on vacation. |
| 22 | Bye L1 | New York Jets | 4-6 | Fuck you, BrickFinger. I'm on vacation. |
| 23 | W1 | Cincinnati Bengals | 4-6 | Fuck you, Curtis. I'm on vacation. |
| 24 | W1 | Houston Texans | 4-6 | Fuck you, Shooter. I'm on vacation. |
| 25 | l4 | Miami Dolphins | 4-6 | Fuck you, DanOnWis. I'm on vacation. |
| 26 | l2 | Arizona Cardinals | 4-6 | Fuck you, LoW. I'm on vacation. |
| 27 | L3 | Chicago Bears | 3-7 | Fuck you, Glove. I'm on vacation. |
| 28 | L6 | Denver Broncos | 3-7 | Fuck you, MIB. I'm on vacation. |
| 29 | L1 | Indianapolis Colts | 3-7 | Fuck you, BigDeal. I'm on vacation. |
| 30 | W1 | New York Giants | 2-8 | Fuck you, Gabes. I'm on vacation. |
| 31 | W1 | San Francisco 49ers | 1-9 | Fuck you, Blutos. I'm on vacation. |
| 32 | L10 | Cleveland Browns | 0-10 | Fuck you, Tokyo Sandblaster. I'm on vacation. |