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FYS Week 14 Power Rankings

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PROCTOLOGISTICS

I’ve decided to take thenichels advice, and post photos in my comments for you illiterate fucks.

I’ve also decided to take the best advice BP ever gave me when he said, “STFU, you ignorant pin-headed shart stain.”

God bless Roy Moore, and God bless America!

THIS DAY IN HISTORY (December 12)

1917 – Father Flanagan establishes boys town. I’m sure that wasn’t the rapiest place of all rape places ever.

1965 – NFL rookie Gayle Sayers ties single game TD record. In case you’re wondering, he scored six. That’s about one touchdown per knee surgery he would later go through.

2000 – GM announces phase-out of Oldsmobile.
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WHO’S HO

Six teams can clinch this week. NFC: Eagles, Vikings, Rams AFC: Steelers, Patriots, Jaguars
However, Chicago Bears Probably the hottest team in the NFL right now, tbh.

WHO’S NOT

Only 4 teams in the top 10 managed to win this week, so basically, everybody sucks and should feel bad.

YOU SAID IT

Preparation_A – high quality

CURTIS – best rankings by far

Raji – MIB your article made everyone leave

MIB – Looks like it’s 2-1 in favor. I’m going to assume that Raji showing up is what made everyone leave.

IT’S TIME TO RANK ‘EM AND SPANK ‘EM

RankStreakTeamRecordComments
1W8Pittsburgh Steelers11-2
2W1Philadelphia Eagles11-2
3W1Carolina Panthers9-4
4W2Jacksonville Jaguars9-4
5L1Minnesota Vikings10-3
6L1New England Patriots10-3
7L1Los Angeles Rams9-4
8L1New Orleans Saints9-4
9W1Atlanta Falcons8-5
10L1Tennessee Titans8-5
11L1Seattle Seahawks8-5Nobody blows up a victory formation like the Seahawks.
12W3Los Angeles Chargers7-6
13W1Kansas City Chiefs7-6
14L1Baltimore Ravens7-6
15W2Dallas Cowboys7-6
16W1Detroit Lions7-6
17W1Buffalo Bills7-6
18W2Green Bay Packers7-6That Browns feeling.
19L1Oakland Raiders6-7
20L2Washington Redskins5-8
21W1Arizona Cardinals6-7
22W2Miami Dolphins6-7
23L1New York Jets5-8
24L2Cincinnati Bengals5-8
25W2San Francisco 49ers3-10
26W1Chicago Bears4-9
27W1Denver Broncos4-9
28L3Tampa Bay Bucanneers4-9
29L3Houston Texans4-9
30L4Indianapolis Colts3-10
31L3New York Giants2-11
32L13Cleveland Browns0-13