I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
OMG! OMG! OMG!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
Time to Rank Em and Spank Em
Rank | Team | Comment |
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1 | New England Patriots | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | Los Angeles Rams | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | Kansas City Chiefs | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | New Orleans Saints | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | Philadelphia Eagles | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | Los Angeles Chargers | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | Seattle Seahawks | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | Dallas Cowboys | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | Minnesota Vikings | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | Baltimore Ravens | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | Green Bay Packers | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | Tennessee Titans | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | Buffalo Bills | Superbowl, Baby! |
1 | San Francisco 49ers | Superbowl, Baby! |
16 | Oakland Raiders | Superbowl, Baby! |
16 | Detroit Lions | WTF was that? |
32 | Arizona Cardinals | WTF was that? |
32 | Chicago Bears | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Pittsburgh Steelers | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Houston Texans | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Cleveland Browns | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Atlanta Falcons | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Jacksonville Jaguars | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Carolina Panthers | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Denver Broncos | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | New York Jets | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Indianapolis Colts | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | New York Giants | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Washington Redskins | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Cincinnati Bengals | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |
32 | Miami Dolphins | TIME TO TEAR IT DOWN! |