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His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson.

What to Watch this Weekend

January 25, 2019bp3,978 Comments on What to Watch this Weekend

I recommend the following things: Friday January 25, 2019 Toronto Raptors at Houston Rockets, 7:00 CST on ESPN The Raptors, tied for first in the East, face perhaps the hottest team in basketball in Houston.   James Harden has been on an absolute tear, and is now averaging 36.3 points per game.  Only two players have […]

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It Wasn’t a Brees

January 21, 2019bp6,622 Comments on It Wasn’t a Brees

At the end of the first quarter Sunday, the New Orleans Saints led the visiting Los Angeles Rams 13-0.  The crowd was raucous, and it appeared the Rams could barely hear themselves think.  The Saints looked good, if not great, opening with a strong drive and capitalizing on Rams mistakes. Unfortunately for the Saints, that […]

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Consider this: Your Article

December 31, 2018bp1,906 Comments on Consider this: Your Article

Fuck you Packers suck Lions suck Vikings suck Bears suck a little less Panthers suck Falcons suck Bucs suck Saints suck a lot less In conclusion eat a used tampon.

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Packers to Miss Playoffs for the Second Straight Year

December 16, 2018bp2,327 Comments on Packers to Miss Playoffs for the Second Straight Year

Thanks to a loss to the Chicago Bears, and a Minnesota Vikings win over the Miami Dolphins, the Packers are officially mathematicaly and scientifically excused from making a playoff appearance.  Enjoy it, also rans.  2019 is the year of the progression to the mean.  2019 Packers > rest of the NFCN combined.

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