The Minnesota Vikings raided Philadelphia to pillage victory from the quaking hands of the obviously inferior Eagles, who like a good little medieval peasant donning a bowl cut and itchy robe, had lost the battle before it began. Fear gripped each Eagle feather. Pressure mounted. Sweat beaded. Knees wobbled. The very notion of the […]
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Hey guys. Playoffs are here, get your butts in gear. Falcons at Eagles People seem to like the Falcons in this one. Titans at Patriots Ermergerd Terterns ert Pertrererts. Jaguars at Steelers This game actually seems interesting, and I look forward to watching it. Saints at Vikings
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Congratulations FYSters, you’ve successfully spun around the sun yet again. Looking back, 2017 was a tremendous success, a great year, the best year, believe me. Believe me. As we look forward to 2018, here’s some stuff we said. See you on the other side.
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Well they cursed all the FIPS and the Mudducks, And they cursed their road clogging automobiles, Said this is no place for hombres like them men, City folk of of asphalt and steel. Then they looked off to a place in the distance, At something only they could see, They’d think hard about old days, […]
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