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His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson.
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NFL Draft Updates

April 4, 2023April 4, 2023bpLeave a Comment on NFL Draft Updates

That Georgia Defensive Tackle is only visiting teams picking in the top ten.    

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February 8, 2023February 9, 2023bpLeave a Comment on LEEEEBROOOOOOOOOOON JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

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NFL WILD CARD WEEKEND

January 13, 2023bpLeave a Comment on NFL WILD CARD WEEKEND

ITS NFL WILD CARD WEEKEND FUCKERS   THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS ARE FUCKING HERE.   GRAB A BEER TURN ON THE TV TURN OFF THE WORLD AND PREPARE TO GET CRUNK.   IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A LADY DONT BE AFRAID TO INCLUDE HER IN THE FESTIVITIES IT MAY LEAD TO EXPOSED TITTIES ( β€’ […]

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Week 9 NFCN Preview

November 3, 2022November 3, 2022bpLeave a Comment on Week 9 NFCN Preview

Chicago Bears The Bears are bad in the usual bad way, and are hosting the Dolphins at Noon on Sunday.Β  The Dolphins are possibly good.Β  If they are good they should win. Detroit Lions The Detroit Lions are bad in that specifically horrific way that is preserved for just a few franchises.Β  They are caught […]

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