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His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson.

Cats Man, how the Fuck do they Work?

March 10, 2016March 10, 2016bpLeave a Comment on Cats Man, how the Fuck do they Work?

“Cats really are a mystery. I still don’t know how they work, and I’ve taken apart a couple dozen of them to try to find out.“ — Teddy Roosevelt  

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Championship Game Page

January 24, 2016bpLeave a Comment on Championship Game Page

The Denver Broncos are currently hosting the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship Game, and later today the Arizona Cardinals will visit recently-snowy Carolina and the Panthers.  Arguably the best day of the NFL season is upon us.  No matter what your rooting interests, enjoy.  I am hoping for a very Larry day.  

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Panthers Game Page

January 17, 2016bpLeave a Comment on Panthers Game Page

The Seattle Seahawks and Carolina Panthers are about to kick off.  Will God let Russell Wilson penetrate the Panthers’ defense, or will Cam Newton continue his imitation of the universe’s most mayo marauder?  We will know soon enough. Fun fact of the day: Chanticleer “a name given to a rooster, especially in fairy tales.” Cock-a-doodle-do

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Packer Game Page

January 16, 2016bpLeave a Comment on Packer Game Page

The Arizona Cardinals look to repeat their week 16 thrashing of the Green Bay Packers.  The Packers hope to build off a defeat of the Washington Racists, and make a miracle run to the Super Bowl. Tune in for the fireworks, or the LOLs, as the case may be. Roll Tide  

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