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2017 NFL Playoff Bracket

CYST: Conference Championship

January 18, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Conference Championship

Sorry fucktards, I’m sick and have been in bed all day…well there and in the bathroom.  I’d snap my adventures in there but the stuff is coming out of both ends like Niagara Falls.  Anyway, CYST. LKP called his shot, and gave Glove a rim job on his way past.  Some other people did stuff.  […]

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Divisional Recap

January 15, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Divisional Recap

Eagles 15 Falcons 10 Defensive game with both run games bottled up. Foles played a bit better and two eagles fumbles helped falcons early. Foles earned 100 qb rating. Falcons had a chance at the end but failed on 4th down from 2 yards out when the ball went through Julios Jones hands. This was […]

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Wild Weekend

January 8, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Wild Weekend

Wildcard weekend is in the books. There were a few surprise results but most games went as expected. Titans 22 Chiefs 21 The Titans stormed back down 21-3 at the half to win 22-21 at Kansas City. Mariota notched an 88 qb rating and Derek Henry had 197 yards from scrimmage. Alex Smith had a […]

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CYST: Wildcard Week

January 4, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Wildcard Week

Well, here we are.  The playoffs.  Joy for some of us, sorrow for the rest of you losers.  The Lions missed the playoffs like I said they would back in week 8 and now LKP has to eat dog poop; we’ll get it from Donny’s dog because that poop will probably have the AIDS.  The […]

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