Its week 13. Here is the relative strength of NFL Franchises, according to me.
| RANK | TEAM | HAWT TAEK |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dallas Cowboys | Minnesota gave them a challenge. Cowboys returning to earth, or Minnesota's defense giving one last gasp to save their season? |
| 2 | New England Patriots | I actually don't believe they can win the super bowl without Gronk. |
| 3 | Oakland Raiders | Keep finding ways to win. I guess they already arrived. |
| 4 | Kansas City Chiefs | They keep finding ways to win. I guess they finally arrived. |
| 5 | Seattle Seahawks | Earl Thomas gone with a broken leg. Seriously, everything is coming up Cowboys. |
| 6 | Denver Broncos | I still like this team to get in the playoffs, but I don't think they are good enough defensively to overcome incompetent quarterback play this year. |
| 7 | Detroit Lions | What in the mother fuck. |
| 8 | Baltimore Ravens | We'll see how real they are this week. |
| 9 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | Seriously, what in the mother fuck. |
| 10 | Atlanta Falcons | The Chiefs are a good team, and that's a heartbreaking way to lose. But overall, I am not liking the trend. |
| 11 | New York Giants | It is tempting to drop them further after that ugly effort, but the record remains strong. |
| 12 | Pittsburgh Steelers | The 2016 zombie team: just won't die. |
| 13 | Houston Texans | They get a happy return to playing within their own division for three of the last four. |
| 14 | Miami Dolphins | After a nice run, they were hammered by Baltimore. Still, they have an outside shot at the post-season. |
| 15 | Washington Redskins | Their loss is the Packers' playoff picture gain. |
| 16 | Indianapolis Colts | Embarrassing the Jets: not impressive, but fun. |
| 17 | Tennessee Titans | Making a big move during their bye. Nice. |
| 18 | Green Bay Packers | This only makes me happy because... |
| 19 | Minnesota Vikings | ... it feels legit to put them above the Vikings for the first time all year. |
| 20 | Arizona Cardinals | Their best game of the season keeps the NFC playoff picture muddied. |
| 21 | Buffalo Bills | Losing to the Raiders on the road is not shameful. Losing that lead kinda was. |
| 22 | San Diego Chargers | YOU BLEW IT!!! |
| 23 | New Orleans Saints | YOU BLEW IT!!! |
| 24 | Cincinnati Bengals | Man the Eagles suck now. |
| 25 | Philadelphia Eagles | Man this team sucks now. |
| 26 | Carolina Panthers | Remember 2015? Good times. |
| 27 | Los Angeles Rams | You sure you don't want to send them back, Hollywood? |
| 28 | New York Jets | rekt |
| 29 | Chicago Bears | omg winning games |
| 30 | Jacksonville Jaguars | Bad. |
| 31 | San Fransisco 49ers | Worse. |
| 32 | Cleveland Browns | 0-16! 0-16! 0-16! |