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Bobby Hebert

CYST: Week 12

November 21, 2019November 21, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 12

The muse really isn’t coming to me at the moment, so let’s just forget about all the pleasantries and get right to the meat of the article.  It’s not like you fucks are going to read this anyway. Nate and Gabes picked up a point each and managed to hold on to first place, putting […]

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Power Rankings: Week 12

November 19, 2019Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment on Power Rankings: Week 12

I was bored and did a thing.  Enjoy, or don’t, I really don’t care.

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Jim Everett

CYST: Week 11

November 14, 2019November 14, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 11

Bittersweet week for me.  The Saints lost, embarrassingly, to the fucking dirty birds and their bounty program broke Andrus Peat’s arm.  That’s bad, but we’re still 7-2 while they’re 2-7.  It was kind of like their Super Bowl.  I would have been real broken up about this if LSU hadn’t gone into Tuscaloosa and beaten […]

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For a Sucking Unit (Giggity) The Packers Defense Wins a Lot of Games

November 11, 2019bpLeave a Comment on For a Sucking Unit (Giggity) The Packers Defense Wins a Lot of Games

To wit: Chicago Minnesota Broncos-ish since the offense was also good Lions for forcing a punt on their last drive and giving up 22 points Chiefs-ish for forcing a punt on their last drive Panthers In the words of an unwise, but passionate, metrosexual man, shun the nonbelievers.

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