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Jimmy the Greek

CYST: Week 10

November 8, 2018November 8, 2018John Nichel4,723 Comments on CYST: Week 10

First things first: THE ELECTIONS ARE OVER SO STFU Now, on with the show… Interesting week.  The Packers and Lions are in a race to see who gets the highest draft pick next year.  The Bears scored 41 points in a single game.  Kirk Cousins continues to prove that he’s the best QB in the […]

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Week 9 Power Rankings

November 6, 2018November 6, 2018MIBearFan3,810 Comments on Week 9 Power Rankings

Proctologistics   Well Gents, the season is officially half way over. I’ve never before been party to such a group of ignorant fucks such as yourselves. It’s time to drop some wisdom on your neanderthal asses. The fact is, the NFL has about a dozen mediocre teams, and a bunch of shit teams. Wins are […]

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Woahhhhh We’re Half Way There, Woaahhh Livin on a Prayer

November 5, 2018Russ Thomas1,835 Comments on Woahhhhh We’re Half Way There, Woaahhh Livin on a Prayer

Sigh. It Me. Week 9 happened and we are half-way through the season. Bears 41 Bills 9 Chicago flexed its defensive muscle against Nathan Peterman and destroyed them in Buffalo. The Bears are 5-3 and stay in sole possession of first place in the NFC North at the half-way point. They should get Khalil Mack […]

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Week 9 Preview

November 2, 2018Russ Thomas5,462 Comments on Week 9 Preview

We have tricked and treated and the NFL season is almost half-way complete. The NFC North race is tighter than Nichels in a cat woman costume. Here are the standings through 8 weeks. Bears 4-3 Vikings 4-3-1 Packers 3-3-1 Lions 3-4 (tru 6-1) There is a huge divisional game this week and a good ole […]

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