I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
With free agency and the draft fast approaching, I thought I would take a moment to announce the arrival of the NFL’s new dynasty: The Chicago Bears.
The Green bay Packers are tied with the Cleveland Browns for the most picks in this year’s upcoming draft. It goes without saying, this is not the last time you will hear the Packers and the Browns mentioned in the same sentence. Most experts believe that Aaron Rodgers has glass shoulders, and is on the decline due to his age.
The Bears, on the other hand, by ALL accounts, have a future HOF quarterback in Mitch Trubisky. Most experts believe that there 8th overall draft pick should put the team in position to make the Superbowl this year, and most likely win 5 out of the next eight Superbowls.
That is all.