His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson.
Tiger Woods, an overrated golfer who feasted on weak competition and regularly acted like a tough guy while walking all over a bunch of stiffs, golfed some golf at Augusta today. Sadly for Mister Woods, while he was away getting his mind and body right a new crew of young, humble, handsome, confident, brash, bold, and above all, competitive, golfers emerged. So Tiger’s big comeback tour has a future as bright as his namesake animal in China: he’s 7 off the lead, and tied for 29th. Good try. Good effort. Maybe next year.