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Toothless Tiger’s Troublesome Trip

Tiger Woods, an overrated golfer who feasted on weak competition and regularly acted like a tough guy while walking all over a bunch of stiffs, golfed some golf at Augusta today.  Sadly for Mister Woods, while he was away getting his mind and body right a new crew of young, humble, handsome, confident, brash, bold, and above all, competitive, golfers emerged.  So Tiger’s big comeback tour has a future as bright as his namesake animal in China: he’s 7 off the lead, and tied for 29th.  Good try.  Good effort.  Maybe next year.