Reading is dumb so just look at the table.
|Kansas City Chiefs
|The only person that could make the throws Mahomes does is Aaron Rodgers.
|Tompa Bay Buccaneers
|Brady Brady Brady Brady Brady Brady
|Bills Mafia probably suffers another heart breaking loss in a big game
|Green Bay Packers
|NFC North rejoices as Rodgers takes his farewell tour of the division.
|That RB is an ok QB
|Baker Mayfield was made for insurance commercials.
|This is Staffords shot to prove its the lions that Suck and not entirely him.
|Julio is washed.
|Wilson will get out to a hot start to garner the attention of never receiving an MVP vote and then suck down the stretch.
|Year 2 of Mike McCarthy's offense. Maybe it will work with a healthy Dak.
|San Francisco 49ers
|Losing their DC could spell trouble for a team with no QB.
|Big Ben sucks.
|JJ Watt can't save you.
|Nice trade for an injured QB you fucking mooks.
|Your QB could be good, too bad nobody will notice.
|Kirk Cousins will single handedly pray covid away.
|Tua sucks you should just trade for Watson already.
|New England Patriots
|Bill must cry holding a picture of Tom Brady every night now that he's stuck with Cam Newton.
|Las Vegas Raiders
|Imagine giving Jon Gruden a 10 year contract.
|New Orleans Saints
|Taysom Hill won this.
|Just pick a name already.
|At 22 you have a lot of rising up to do.
|Soldier's Fields is the second worst Fields in Chicago.
|New York Giants
|What a shit show.
|Remember when Aaron Rodgers was going to be their QB?
|Nice Tebow signing. Why don't you sign Dez Bryant next and put him at Linebacker.
|Joe Burrow is probably the 3rd best QB out of the 2020 draft.
|New York Jets
|You're the second saddest thing involving planes to happen to New York.
|The Lions are back to where they feel most comfortable.
|And to think this team looked young and promising just a few seasons ago.