I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
Welcome to a special edition of CYST. Why is it special you ask? Because I’m using the publish at a certain time feature of WordPress to publish this at 9am on Thursday, 13 December 2018. Why am I doing this you ask? Well because at that time, I will be getting a tube up my butt for my very first colonoscopy. The video will be available in the gift shop.
Nobody got more than a single point yesterday, so that means I’m still in first place. LoW did secure a point, so now he can stop bitching that he didn’t get mentioned here. In the all teams section, Curtis did nail the Colts@Texans game, but it didn’t help him overtake me down there because I also nailed the Ravens@Chiefs game. That’s 5 times this year that I’ve called a game correctly. I’m like a genius or something. Anyway, for the NFCN/S stuff, those receiving a point are as follows: BD, Curtis, MiB, Jmac, LoW, Nate, BP and me. We’ll all meet for our “fun time” later.
WEEK 14 WRAP UP
Total Points:
- bp, 54, Green Bay Packers over Atlanta Falcons
(Probably rode his bike that day or something.)
Margin of Vctory:
- Flavor Flav, New Orleans Saints over Tampa Bay Buccaneers by 14 points
- jmac34, New Orleans Saints over Tampa Bay Buccaneers by 14 points
- LambeauOrWrigley, Cleveland Browns over Carolina Panthers by 6 points
- natesweet, New Orleans Saints over Tampa Bay Buccaneers by 14 points
(Now quit your bitching LoW.)
Team Points:
- Big Deal, Detroit Lions 17 points in a win vs. the Arizona Cardinals
- Curtis Fryer, Carolina Panthers 20 points in a loss vs. the Cleveland Browns
- thenichels, Carolina Panthers 20 points in a loss vs. the Cleveland Browns
(We Southies know that the Panthers suck.)
Against The Grain:
- Nope
(You’re all like a grain irritating my sack.)
Nailed It:
- Not in this group
(Did I mention that I nailed the Ravens@Chiefs game?)
Leader board:
| NCFN & NFCS Picks | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FYS User | Total Points | CYST | Points Scored | Spread | ATG | Home | Visitor | |
| thenichels | 25 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 6 | |
| bp | 18 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 2 | |
| Curtis Fryer | 15 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 4 | |
| natesweet | 14 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 4 | |
| AllSaintsRow | 12 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 5 | |
| jmac34 | 12 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 2 | |
| 0125 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | |
| Big Deal | 11 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 2 | |
| dabearz84 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 1 | |
| LKP | 10 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 1 | |
| raji | 10 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 1 | |
| Flavor Flav | 9 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | |
| Gabes22 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | |
| LambeauOrWrigley | 8 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | |
| sgunderson17 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| andylet445 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | |
| BearsSaveLives | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | |
| niemerg1 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | |
| CJammin | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |
| DanOnWis | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| potatoes | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |
| TheHairy1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | |
| Horse | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS. If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here. This only contains those of you who actually scored a point in CYST. Glove was so embarrassed by never scoring a point, he left forever. Want to see your name here? Do better and stop sucking.
YOU CAN SEE THE ‘ALL GAMES’ LEADER BOARD HERE!
Wondering why some of the names have a different background color? Well, that’s because of a fantastic feature of the CYST site. If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker. If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.
No NFCN/S game tonight, but the Charges @ Chiefs should be a good game. I’m picking the Chargers. No, really I am. Even if you don’t plan on watching the game, you still should go make you picks now. Really, get on over to the CYST site and make your picks before you forget. Go, go make your picks. How do you get to the site so that you can pick games? Well, that’s a good question. If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.