Proctologistics
If you like high scoring weeks – this was your week! Unless you happened to be on the wrong end an ass whooping. I’m looking at you – Bears, Packer, and Colt fans! These three teams were beat by 38, 21, and 20 points, respectively. If you are looking for a bright side, at least they were on the road. The Jets allowed the Bills to come to their house, build a wood shed, and take them out back to beat them.
Not that you pay any attention to my rankings, but if you had, you may have noticed that the teams ranked 3-8 all lost, and the teams ranked 9-17 all won. (with the exception of the San Francisco 49ers who had a bye). Now, you could say this is proves that my rankings suck. Perhaps you’re a true fan, and realize this is the NFL – “Any given Sunday!”
I prefer to look at it as the perfect opportunity for me to blow up the rankings midway through the season
“Just call on me brother, when you need a hand! We all need somebody to lean on.” I think this would be a fantastic theme song for Aaron Rodgers. When he’s not on his game, the Packers look an awful lot like the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Also, Andrew Luck is a caveman. You shall see that reflected in my rankings.
In any case, it’s time to come correct!
Who’s Hot?
Whether it’s smoke, mirrors, or some evil combination of the two, the Arizona Cardinals are putting together a nice season. Imagine what they could do if they had a few key players back.
Who’s Not?
The Chicago Bears have lost any resemblance to an identity. Angry lesbian coaches will do that to a team.
You Said It
Staffords_Glove – I’m not ready to declare the Packers defense anything yet, until after Sunday. IMO that’s a test.
JJ – They gave up 193 yards on the ground, and another 311 through the air. I think we can declare them junk.
LambeauOrWrigley – The only teams that affect the Packers are:
1. Teams with a good running game – not Saints (193 yds)
2. Teams with formidable front 7 D that can pass rush – not Saints (4 sacks, 5 TFL, 5 QB hits)
3. Teams with good cover DBs who can hold one-on-one – not Saints (4 PD, 2 int)
JJ – You forgot one:
4. The Saints