Aaron Rodgers is a Terrible Person

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I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.

Never Learned to chug a beer

Aaron Rodgers is a terrible person, and he chugs beer like a second grade girl.