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Author: Andy Feltersnatch

Obscure Sports: Wife Carrying

June 8, 2015Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment on Obscure Sports: Wife Carrying

Orgin: Finland Objective: Carry your wife through an obstacle course Prize:  The weight of your wife in beer.  

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Stanley Cup Finals Preview

June 2, 2015Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment on Stanley Cup Finals Preview

  Who: Chicago Blackhawks & Tampa Bay Lightning Starts: Wednesday June 3rd, 2015 at 8:00 PM EST Series: Best of Seven Tampa Bay Lightning The Good They are good at ice skating and stuff. The Bad Lack of teeth makes eating corn on the cob difficult   Chicago Blackhawks The Good Actually based in city […]

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Bear Bumblings

May 27, 2015May 27, 2015Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment on Bear Bumblings

The Bears wanted to be fooled. At 3:48 a.m. PST Monday, police officers were dispatched to the Santa Clara home of Chicago Bears defensive end Ray McDonald after McDonald reportedly assaulted a woman holding an infant. According to an emergency call from the mother of McDonald’s ex-fiancée, a drunk McDonald acted violently toward his ex, causing her […]

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Grits, Gravy, and Gumbo: Squirrel

May 26, 2015Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment on Grits, Gravy, and Gumbo: Squirrel

Happy Tuesday after Memorial Day, or something.  Here is whats happening around the NFC South. Atlanta Falcons Nothing is really happening. Rise up     Carolina Panthers Meow Panther fans unite!     New Orleans Saints Who Dat? It’s me.     Tampa Bay Buccaneers How many games until Jameis Winston is benched?  

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