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His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson.

Anatomy of a Fuck-up

February 6, 2017bpLeave a Comment on Anatomy of a Fuck-up

Super Bowl LI.  Five minutes, fifty six seconds to go, and the Patriots, once down 28-3, have brought the score within 8 points.  The Falcons had committed a number of errors in service of that comeback, but had just gotten the ball back with a chance to seal the game, or at least make a […]

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The Timberwolves Beat the Magic

January 31, 2017bpLeave a Comment on The Timberwolves Beat the Magic

And Andrew Wiggins killed a guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHL30wsuQpE Meanwhile, Roger Federer won his 18th grand slam title over the weekend when he bested Rafa Nadal in the final of the Australian Open.  He had to do a lot of neat stuff, like this, to pull it off: This is what you get for not writing articles […]

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Some Nice Things About the Falcons

January 17, 2017January 17, 2017bpLeave a Comment on Some Nice Things About the Falcons

The marvelous Green Bay Packers, America’s favorite sporting venture and, one must grant, the greatest single joint venture of men in the history of this fine planet, Earth, will soon have their mettle tested by the scurrilous Falcons of Atlanta.  On that occasion the world – nay, the galaxy – shall come together in wondrous […]

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Packers Game Day: Aaron Does Dallas

January 15, 2017bpLeave a Comment on Packers Game Day: Aaron Does Dallas

Everyone on the Packers scores when his line gives him time! Enjoy the game.  Hopefully the Packers finish on top.

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