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Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
XFL

This XFL Thing Ain’t So Shitty

February 10, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on This XFL Thing Ain’t So Shitty

For years, we football fans have dreaded this time of year; the off-season.  The Super Bowl is over and the draft is months away.  Some of us take solace in baseball, some in basketball and there are even others who will kill time watching golf, but it was always a filler until football started back […]

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Super Bowl LIV

CYST: Super Bowl

January 30, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Super Bowl

One game left and none of us have a dog in this fight.  Go Chiefs tho, cause fuck the 49ers.  It’s been a quick season, but at least when it ends this year, we will have the XFL to go along with the great sport of baseball.  I may even hop on the basketball bandwagon […]

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The Vikings Die A Little More

CYST: Conference Championships

January 16, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Conference Championships

Now that football is over, I don’t know what we’re going to do on FYS.  We could talk about basketball, but it sucks.  Baseball doesn’t start for a few months, so it won’t be that.  Hockey?  Nah, that sucks too.  I know, we can talk about how the LSU Tigers just completed one of the […]

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Some Bitch

CYST: Divisional Week

January 9, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Divisional Week

Another year, another shitty exit from the playoffs by my Saints, so I don’t really give a fuck about CYST.  However since I care about you bitches, I’ll do this “article” so you morans can find your way over to the site to make your picks. Big Deal picked up 2 points last week, and, […]

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