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CYST: Conference Championships

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I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Now that football is over, I don’t know what we’re going to do on FYS.  We could talk about basketball, but it sucks.  Baseball doesn’t start for a few months, so it won’t be that.  Hockey?  Nah, that sucks too.  I know, we can talk about how the LSU Tigers just completed one of the greatest season in NCAA football history.  They went 15-0 and did it by beating 7 top 10 teams at the time they played them.  I think that’s a record, but I’m not sure.  They also became the first team to beat the pre-season top 4 all in the same season.  They set records for yards, scoring and accepting cash from former players.  Probably the best team even and might be able to beat Duke.

Okay, enough about how great my team is.  We all know that they’re the greatest team to play football, so I’m good with that.  Did I also mention that LSU is also the best law school in the nation?  Well, it is.  Don’t believe me?  It’s written right here in the Internet.  Anyway, what did you losers do last week?  5 points were awarded to 4 contestants last week and unfortunately, 2 of those points went to Gabes moving him into first place.  BP, Jmac and MiB each picked up a point, but it really doesn’t matter if y’all are going to let Gabes win and shun the winner’s cake.  Guess I have to cheat.


Total Points:

  • bp, 51, Green Bay Packers over Seattle Seahawks

(BP can suck a dick.)

Margin of Victory:

  • Gabes22, San Francisco 49’ers over Minnesota Vikings by 17 points
  • Gabes22, Kansas City Chiefs over Houston Texans by 20 points

(So much wasted cake.)

Team Points:

  • Flavor Flav, San Francisco 49’ers 27 points in a win vs. the Minnesota Vikings
  • jmac34, San Francisco 49’ers 27 points in a win vs. the Minnesota Vikings

(Has anyone ever seen Jmac and MiB at the same time?)

Against The Grain:

  • Nope

(We go with the grain.)

Nailed It:

  • Not even close

(RIPIP Monson.)

Leader board:

All Games
FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
Gabes22 3 0 0 3 0 0 0
Big Deal 2 0 0 0 1 1 0
0125 1 0 1 0 0 0 0
bp 1 0 1 0 0 0 0
Flavor Flav 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
jmac34 1 0 0 0 0 1 0


The above represents all games.  Unlike the regular season where we only count games that involved the NFCN or NFCS, we count them all in the playoffs. This only contains those of you who actually scored a point in CYST.  Want to see your name here?  Do better and stop sucking like Glove who became a little bitch and quit forever.

Wondering why some of the names have a different background color?  Well, that’s because of a fantastic feature of the CYST site.  If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker.  If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.

Games are on Sunday for the conference championship weekend, so go make your picks now. No matter if you watch or not, get your butt over to CYST and make a pick for all the games.  There are only 2 games.  Go, go make your picks.  How do you get to the site so that you can pick games?  Well, that’s a good question.  If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.