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Author: John Nichel

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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CYST: Week 7

October 22, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 7

I’m busy this morning so I don’t have time to write a lot.  Watch this guy do a drum cover of Anthrax’s Among the Living.  Pay close attention to his feet.  After you’re done with that, continue on to see if you scored any points. Shit, I almost forgot.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLPackers Light week, unlike your mother’s […]

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Good Choice or Bad Choice

CYST: Week 6

October 15, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 6

With week 5 in our rear view mirrors we can look forward to, yep, you guessed it, week 6.  Basic math really.  Some of our teams are in good shape; others are the Vikings.  The Falcons are getting a new coach, but it won’t matter because they will still have Matty Ice (I really wish WordPress […]

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How do I decide?

CYST: Week 5

October 8, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 5

Week 4 is done.  Only a few people have died from Covid, but with any luck they’ll still cancel the season.  The big, exciting news is that the A’s won yesterday so they’re still alive in the American League playoffs.  They’ll probably lose today, but as long as the Rays knock out the Yankees, I’m […]

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Choose Your Path

CYST: Week 4

October 1, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 4

Oh joy, wasn’t week 3 fun?  Glad it’s over.  Packer fans are happy that Rodgers secretly started the Covid-19 pandemic so that he could play in the Super Dome without a crowd there.  Tom Brady, who is on pace for 16 INTs this year, is driving Tampa Bay to first place in the NFCS.  The […]

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