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Author: MIBearFan

I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.

Why I’m a Racist POS

June 11, 2020June 11, 2020MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Why I’m a Racist POS

Where/when I grew up, there weren’t a lot of black people around. Not to say that there weren’t any racists there, but that you just didn’t see it because everyone was white. The village of Folsom (where I grew up) had about 500 people, 1 was black; an old man, Mr. Ronnie. Nice guy, kept […]

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Houston, we have a problem

March 23, 2020March 23, 2020MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Houston, we have a problem

I spoke to my brother the other day. He is a doctor in Kentucky. He’s a neurologist to be exact (kind of like the “dentist” of doctors) He works in a clinic associated with a hospital. I asked him how things were going. We talk monthly. His daughter just got certified to be a rescue […]

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WTWTW

March 13, 2020MIBearFanLeave a Comment on WTWTW

Covid-19   https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/ Stock market   https://www.marketwatch.com/ IG Model Yaslen Clemente    

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The Saints Suck

February 27, 2020February 27, 2020MIBearFanLeave a Comment on The Saints Suck

You know who sucks? The New Orleans Saints, that’s who. They suck real bad. Imagine rooting for a team that sucked this bad. I mean, they suck HARD! Honestly, fuck the Saints.   This article is dedicated to Curtis and his four score spawn.  

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