The Saints Suck

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I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.

You know who sucks? The New Orleans Saints, that’s who. They suck real bad.

Imagine rooting for a team that sucked this bad. I mean, they suck HARD!

Honestly, fuck the Saints.


This article is dedicated to Curtis and his four score spawn.