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Author: MIBearFan

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FYS Week One Power Rankings

September 16, 2015September 16, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS Week One Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS A Packers Fan Prayer May the road rise up to meet you May the first game kick you squarely in the crack of the ass May the Packers shit right upon your face And may John Fox hold you in the palm of his hands Week one is behind us. There is no arguing […]

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Bears vs. Packers Recap

September 15, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Bears vs. Packers Recap

Adam’s view At least it was close. The Packers covered the spread in a somewhat closely contested game on Sunday. Rodgers was efficient, Lacy was beasting, and the Packers’ defense made enough plays to get the W. We all saw the game and we don’t care about the recap. What I’m sure you all care […]

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The Rivalry : Part Deux

September 11, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on The Rivalry : Part Deux

In part 1 of this 2 part mega series I discussed how Bears fans ded along with how I think the Bears defense will match up with the Packers offense. In part 2, The Deuce, I will explain how I think the Bears offense will match up with the Packers defense. Chicago’s Oline vs Packers […]

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Packers vs Bears: The Rivalry That Will Be

September 11, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Packers vs Bears: The Rivalry That Will Be

Forward: “We’re going to kick Chicago’s ass.” Mike McCarthy is doing his part to rekindle what was a great rivalry just a half decade ago. Today, however, it feels like the Packers and Bears haven’t been competitive in forever. The once proud and blissfully over confident fan base of the Bears that used to enter […]

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