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Author: Russ Thomas

Know Your Enemy: Arizona Cardinals

July 19, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Know Your Enemy: Arizona Cardinals

The Arizona Cardinals had a disappointing 2017 season (8-8) and fired coach/beret guru Bruce Arians. Long time Cardinals player, Carson Palmer, retired but David Johnson returns from a Week 1 injury in 2017. Former Carolina DC Steve Wilks takes over at Head Coach with Mike McCoy as OC and Al Holcomb at DC. Arizona looks […]

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Know Your Enemy: San Francisco 49ers

July 17, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Know Your Enemy: San Francisco 49ers

Know Your Enemy turns its focus from the AFC East to the NFC West. The first stop on the enemy tour is the San Francisco 49ers led by GM John Lynch and assistant GM Martin Mayhew (stud GM). The 49ers are trying to build into a good team as they haven’t made the playoffs since […]

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Know Your Enemy: New England Patriots

July 13, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Know Your Enemy: New England Patriots

The Patriots are still the Patriots. Sith Lord Bill Belichick rules the NFL under his evil empire. He almost won another Super Bowl last year but the Patriots defense laid an egg against the Eagles and Nick Foles (thanks Patricia). Patriots should be favored to make the Super Bowl again this year despite some changes. Strengths […]

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Know Your Enemy: Miami Dolphins

July 9, 2018July 8, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Know Your Enemy: Miami Dolphins

The Dolphins had a rough year in 2017 under  head coach Adam Gase. Ryan Tannehill was injured in the summer and the Dolphins turned to Jay Cutler to save them. He did not. Miami finished 6-10 going 4-4 at home and 2-6 on the road as Ray Finkle missed kick after kick. LACES OUT DAN!! Tannehill […]

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