I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.
The Chicago Blackhawks come back on late game heroics by 20 year old Teuvo Teravainen, and take a 1-0 lead in the Stanley Cup finals.