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January 30, 2019bp2,137 Comments

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December 31, 2018bp1,906 Comments

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June 2, 2018June 2, 2018bpLeave a Comment

Roger Goodell Office of the Commissioner NFL Enterprises LLC 345 Park Avenue New York, New York 10154 Roger.Goodell2@nfl.net officeofcommissioner@nfl.com Re: Your Duty and Authority to Protect the Integrity of the NFL Commissioner Goodell: There is no intelligent debate: the integrity of NFL Football has been severely damaged and your legacy as NFL Commissioner is at […]

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April 10, 2018bpLeave a Comment

The Dalai Lama knows what’s up. Also, the Dalai Lama has Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/p/BhYovmxgutz/ Packers are spiritually greater than the rest of the NFCN combined.