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Category: Chicago Bears

Bears Land Franchise QB

March 17, 2021March 17, 2021Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment on Bears Land Franchise QB

The Chicago Bears reportedly made trade offers for Seattle Seahawk’s QB Russell Wilson but those talks ultimately fell flat.  So the Bear’s GM Ryan Pace did the next best thing.  Signed Andy Dalton to be the Bears starting QB in 2021.  Great move, I personally love it.

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The Bears Still Suck

November 30, 2020bpLeave a Comment on The Bears Still Suck

I think the Bears just put on the most lackluster display of football in 2020.  They didn’t try hard to do good things, they didn’t do good things, they did a lot of bad things, Mitch is unlikely to have gained confidence after getting his job back, the defense was soft and not at all […]

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Drop that Spliff, and we can talk about Mitch.

October 29, 2019October 29, 2019MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Drop that Spliff, and we can talk about Mitch.

“Mitch is not the problem”, is a far cry from, “Mitch is good”. If you’re interested in arguing a point, at least state the point accurately. No one is saying, Mitch is good. No one is defending what can at best be called inconsistent, and sometimes down right awful play of the Bears young signal […]

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Da Bears

October 20, 2019October 20, 2019Andy FeltersnatchLeave a Comment on Da Bears

You guys. I don’t know how to put this, and it may be shocking to hear, but the Bears still suck and are bad at football and Chicago fans are retards with severe mental deficiencies and their quarterback is terrible and a horrible draft bust.

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