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CYST: Week 3

September 20, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 3

Here we are, week 3.  What have we learned?  Well, the Saints “defense” came back to Earth and they truly lost to Cleveland on the field.  Luckily for them, the NFL determines winners and losers by the scoreboard.  Speaking of losers, the Packers are a dropped INT and a missed FG away from being 0-2.  […]

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CYST: Week 2

September 13, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 2

Week one is in the books and we have 16 glorious weeks of regular season football ahead of us.  Usually, this is a great time for any fan because you still have hope, but that’s not the case this year.  Some fans have already given up and some are scratching their head and hoping their […]

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CYST: Week 1

September 6, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 1

Yeah, yeah, whatever, CYST is late.  I’m on vacation and I didn’t feel like getting out of bed.  I’m here now, so on with the show.   An NFCS team is playing tonight, so make sure to pick that game (you too, MKE) before it starts.  Go make your picks.  How do you get to […]

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2018 PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

September 5, 2018MIBearFanLeave a Comment on 2018 PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

PROCTOLOGISTICS It’s time to drream, my brothas! Football season is upon us! Dream big my friends. Dream larger then life. I’m talking LKP dreams. I’m Talking SUPERBOWL!!!!!!! Gentlemen! It’s time to dream! The Lions could finally be Superbowl Champions!…assuming they can figure out how to win a playoff game. The Browns could stop browning… This […]

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