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I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.


It’s time to drream, my brothas! Football season is upon us! Dream big my friends. Dream larger then life. I’m talking LKP dreams. I’m Talking SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!


It’s time to dream!

The Lions could finally be Superbowl Champions!…assuming they can figure out how to win a playoff game.

The Browns could stop browning…

This is the year that $100 million is the going rate for a technologically challenged coach, who wants to bring back the single wing offense, and nobody is more grateful for that than Bears fans.

My good men, this is the time to DREAM!

What if LKP finally gets it right?

What if Dom Capers was the problem?

What if Drew Brees was taller then 5′ 6 ” and had a penis?

The posibilities are endless!




This will be my last power rankings.

I ain’t got it in me no mo.

I love you guys, but it’s time to move on.

LoW, MaC, Raji, CJannin, BP, BD, Donny, Andy, Gundy, 0125, Nate, nichels…MKE, Reggie, Potatoes, Curtis, and the rest of you degenerates, change is inevitable.

At any rate…you’re just going to have to survive without me.

Feel free to come up with your own witty comments.

Atlanta spot us 25 Falcons

Tampon Gay Fuckaneers

Carolina Who?

Saints got fleeced

Fuck the Packers

Vikings suck


Go Bears!


1Philadelphia Eagles
2New England Patriots
3New Orleans Saints
4Minnesota Vikings
5Jacksonville Jaguars
6Los Angeles Rams
7Pittsburgh Steelers
8Los Angeles Chargers
9Atlanta faccons
10Green bay Packers
11Kansas City Cheifs
12Tennessee Titans
13Houston Texans
14Carolina panthers
15Baltimore Ravens
16Chicago Bears
17Buffalo Bills
18Detroit Lions
19Dallas Cowboys
20Oakland Raiders
21New York Giants
22San Francisco 49ers
23Cincinnati Bengals
24Miami Dolphins
25Seattle Seahawks
26Washington Redskins
27New York Jets
28Indianapolis Colts
29Denver Broncos
30Tampa Bay Buccaneers
31Arizona Cardinals
32Cleveland Browns