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CYST: Week 10

November 12, 2020November 19, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 10

Look, I know you’re not going to read this but I’m still going to type it.  Why?  Because I’d like to point out how much of a little bitch that Aaron Rodgers is.  There’s an article on ESPN where he claims that there is a double standard with the NFL’s virus policy because you can […]

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Tough Decisions Ahead

CYST: Week 9

November 5, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 9

Do we even care anymore?  I mean, I haven’t cared in years, but seeing that MKE hasn’t hit on any of his picks all year, I can only assume that the rest of you have given up also.  Pretty sad state of affairs, but also pretty exciting.  There is no spoon my ass (kinky)… Okay, […]

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Pick Well

CYST: Week 8

October 29, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 8

I really don’t want to write this installment of CYST, mainly because I’m lazy, but also because I hate you all.  The only thing that is giving me the desire is that I can use this article to LOL the Falcons.  I mean, blowing leads has become the norm for them, so that’s not really […]

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CYST: Week 7

October 22, 2020John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 7

I’m busy this morning so I don’t have time to write a lot.  Watch this guy do a drum cover of Anthrax’s Among the Living.  Pay close attention to his feet.  After you’re done with that, continue on to see if you scored any points. Shit, I almost forgot.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLPackers Light week, unlike your mother’s […]

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