Okay, okay, okay, sorry I’m late today. I had a doctor’s appointment this morning and it didn’t go well. I’m not dying, or anything like that, but I didn’t get a finger up my butt by the pretty doctor, nor did she hold my balls while I coughed. It’s a good thing that I don’t have a co-pay, because I would have felt ripped off. Rodgers finally tried to be like Brees and didn’t throw an interception this past week, but he was playing the Bears, so… Speaking of interceptions, the Saints became the third team in NFL history to not turn the ball over in their first four games. I wonder if there’s a trophy for that. Poop, poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop. Just checking to see if you were actually reading this.
Can you believe that the season is 1/4 the way over? JFC, next thing we know, it will be the offseason and we won’t know what to do with ourselves. Whatever. Last week’s results, huh? Yeah, well, y’all suck. I mean really, 6 points were scored. SIX! That’s less than the amount of times your mother gives a handy every 30 minutes. By sucking so bad, y’all let Horse and Reggie pull into a first place tie with Potatoes. Shameful shit. Here’s the results of your pathetic effort:
WEEK FOUR WRAP UP
(Told you that you suck.)
Margin of Vctory:
- CJammin, Tampa Bay Buccaneers over New York Giants by 2 points
- Horse, Green Bay Packers over Chicago Bears by 21 points
- Reggie, Detroit Lions over Minnesota Vikings by 7 points
(NFCS > NFCN, it’s basic math)
- CJammin, Chicago Bears 14 points in a loss vs. the Green Bay Packers
- Reggie, New York Giants 23 points in a loss vs. the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
- Staffords_Glove, New York Giants 23 points in a loss vs. the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
(Oh, look, someone other than a Southie decided to show up)
Against The Grain:
(Yeah, good job of talking me into bringing this back, you fuckers haven’t hit again)
(Prep’s monkeys could do better)
|FYS User||Total Points||CYST||Points Scored||Spread||ATG||Home||Visitor|
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|Maized And Confused||0||0||0||0||0||0||0|
The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS. If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here.
Wondering why some of the names have a different background color? Well, that’s because a feature was added to the CYST site. If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker. If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.
We have a game tonight involving an NFCS ‘team’. Jameis Winston is not a very good QB, but New England’s defense is bad, I mean like Saints’ bad, so he may do some stuff tonight. Go make your picks. How do you get to the site so that you can pick games? Well, that’s a good question. If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.