I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
DAN GOT 0 POINTS
Point and laugh at him.
Yes, I used that image last year. I also used the one that I had on last week’s post last year. I’m tired of trying to find images that have something to do with making decisions or calling your shot. Besides, I don’t think using Ham a second time is all that bad. I mean, ham is tasty and comes from a pig, like bacon. Mmmm, bacon. Who doesn’t like bacon? Donny thinks bacon is overrated, but Donny is a turkey burger bitch boi, so… Speaking of bitch bois, have y’all met Shooter? What’s worse than him being a Vikings’ fan? Well, nothing really, but he does consider golfers athletes. Dumber than a Southie, I tell ya. Before we get to the results of last week, I just want to remind everyone that not only did the Falcons blow a 25 point lead in the Superb Owl, they also blew a 17 point lead to a Jay Cutler led team. On with the results!
Slow week. Only 4 of us gained points and that is primarily due to the rest of you sucking. LKP picked up a point going Against the Grain by picking Minnesota over Green Bay (85.71% of you picked the Packers). I was going to change the rules and require 90% or greater to qualify for an ATG point, but I too picked the Vikings, so I’m keeping that point. LKP doesn’t get his fluke this time. Curtis and Jmac did some stuff too; keep reading to find out what.
WEEK SIX WRAP UP
- jmac34, 51, Philadelphia Eagles over Carolina Panthers
(Jmac? Really? Does he only come around to CYST now?)
Margin of Vctory:
- thenichels, Chicago Bears over Baltimore Ravens by 3 points
- Curtis Fryer, Carolina Panthers 23 points in a loss vs. the Philadelphia Eagles
(23 is 2 fewer points than the Falcons…well, you know)
Against The Grain:
- LKP, Minnesota Vikings over Green Bay Packers (14.29%)
- thenichels, Minnesota Vikings over Green Bay Packers (14.29%)
(LOL, you all suck so bad)
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The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS. If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here. I wonder how MKE is doing.
Wondering why some of the names have a different background color? Well, that’s because a feature was added to the CYST site. If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker. If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.
No NFCS or NFCN game tonight, but you should still make a pick anyway. Don’t be lazy. Go make your picks. How do you get to the site so that you can pick games? Well, that’s a good question. If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.