2018 Divisional Playoffs

CYST: Divisional Weekend

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I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

Wildcard weekend is in the books and Shooter is still MIA.  I got my wish for Chicago to lose, but now I’m afraid that will come back to haunt me with Big Dick Nick and the Eagles coming to New Orleans.  I envy those of you who’s teams suck, because you don’t have to worry about these things.  You can sit back, scratch your nads and laugh at the Bears’ fans.

Really light week last week.  It’s like you guys don’t even care anymore.  I like that because it means that my trouncing you in the regular season broke your spirit.  So, the picks last week?  Well, Curtis, LKP and I are in a three-way tie for first place.  Not really the menage a trois I was hoping for, but I’ll talk what I can get.  Oh, yeah, nobody else got a point.




Total Points:

  • None



Margin of Vctory:

  • Not here either

(I don’t know why I do this for y’all anymore.)


Team Points:

  • Curtis Fryer, Dallas Cowboys 24 points in a win vs. the Seattle Seahawks
  • LKP, Dallas Cowboys 24 points in a win vs. the Seattle Seahawks
  • thenichels, Baltimore Ravens 17 points in a loss vs. the Los Angeles Chargers

(Somebody is getting pregnant.)


Against The Grain:

  • Nah

(Pearls are formed when a grain irritates an oyster.)


Nailed It:

  • Yeah, right

(Really at a loss for words.)


Post-Season Leader board:

All Games
FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
Curtis Fryer 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
LKP 1 0 0 0 0 1 0
thenichels 1 0 0 0 0 1 0


The above represents all games, since there isn’t a guarantee to be an NFCN/S team in the playoffs.  My team is in and they are an NFCS team, but they could be gone by Sunday.  This only contains those of you who actually scored a point in CYST.  Want to see your name here?  Do better and stop sucking.

Wondering why some of the names have a different background color?  Well, that’s because of a fantastic feature of the CYST site.  If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker.  If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.

2 games on Saturday and 2 on Sunday.   You should just go make your picks now though so you don’t forget and pick all the games.  Playoffs CYST doesn’t separate NFCN/S games from the rest.  I know the site will say that you don’t have to pick the non-NFCN/S games, but that’s only because the owner of that site was too lazy to program in some logic there for when it’s the playoffs.  Really, get on over to the CYST site and make your picks before you forget.  Go, go make your picks.  How do you get to the site so that you can pick games?  Well, that’s a good question.  If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.