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CYST: Week 14

Call Your Shot

It’s like you guys don’t even care anymore.  Either that or y’all are just morans (yes, thank you squiggly red line, I know morans is misspelled; learn to FYS).  In case you can’t guess by the opening remarks, it was a slow CYST last week, so slow that I have to mention dabearz as the only person to score more than 1 point.  Fucker got 3 points, partly because he was the only one to pick Dallas over New Orleans.  Asshole.  He was also the only one to pick Arizona over Green Bay, so we should give him a pat on the back for that.  BP, Curtis 0125 and LKP each got a single point and I obviously didn’t cheat enough because I ended up with a big goose egg.  Whatever, let’s get this over with…

 

WEEK 13 WRAP UP

 

Total Points:

  • Nobody

(Remember, morans.)

 

Margin of Vctory:

  • bp, Los Angeles Rams over Detroit Lions by 14 points
  • Curtis Fryer, Baltimore Ravens over Atlanta Falcons by 10 points
  • dabearz84, Arizona Cardinals over Green Bay Packers by 3 points

(Falcons’ fan picking the Falcons to lose.  Shameful shit.)

 

Team Points:

  • 0125, New England Patriots 24 points in a win vs. the Minnesota Vikings
  • LKP, New England Patriots 24 points in a win vs. the Minnesota Vikings

(It’s like everyone knows the Vikings are trash.)

 

Against The Grain:

  • dabearz84, Dallas Cowboys over New Orleans Saints (11.11%)
  • dabearz84, Arizona Cardinals over Green Bay Packers (11.11%)

(Fuck this guy.)

 

Nailed It:

  • Me -> Your mom

(I should give myself points for that.)

 

Leader board:

NCFN & NFCS Picks
FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
thenichels 24 3 4 7 1 4 5
bp 17 1 1 6 1 6 2
Curtis Fryer 14 1 1 6 1 2 3
natesweet 13 0 0 4 2 3 4
AllSaintsRow 12 0 0 2 3 2 5
0125 11 0 1 2 3 4 1
dabearz84 11 0 0 4 3 3 1
jmac34 11 1 1 3 1 3 2
Big Deal 10 1 1 3 1 3 1
LKP 10 0 0 2 2 5 1
raji 10 0 0 3 2 4 1
Flavor Flav 8 0 2 2 0 4 0
Gabes22 8 0 1 1 1 2 3
LambeauOrWrigley 7 0 0 1 2 3 1
sgunderson17 6 0 1 3 0 0 2
andylet445 5 0 1 2 2 0 0
BearsSaveLives 5 0 0 1 3 1 0
niemerg1 4 0 1 0 0 2 1
CJammin 3 0 0 1 0 1 1
DanOnWis 2 0 1 0 0 1 0
potatoes 2 0 0 1 1 0 0
TheHairy1 2 0 1 0 0 0 1
Horse 1 0 0 0 0 1 0

The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS.  If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here.  This only contains those of you who actually scored a point in CYST.  Glove was so embarrassed by never scoring a point, he left forever.  Want to see your name here?  Do better and stop sucking.

 

YOU CAN SEE THE ‘ALL GAMES’ LEADER BOARD HERE!

 

Wondering why some of the names have a different background color?  Well, that’s because of a fantastic feature of the CYST site.  If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker.  If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.

No NFCN/S game tonight, but Jacksonville @ Tennessee promises to be a real barn burner.  Probably be a final score of 6-3.  Even if you don’t plan on watching the game, you still should go make you picks now.  Really, get on over to the CYST site and make your picks before you forget.  Go, go make your picks.  How do you get to the site so that you can pick games?  Well, that’s a good question.  If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.

DON’T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR PICKS FOR THIS WEEK’S GAMES

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL LINK RIGHT HERE GUYS