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CYST: Wildcard Week

2019 Wildcard

Holy shit, new work computer for the new year and I was able to login to the admin section on the first try.  This is like the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me and I can’t see life getting any better than this.  I should kms and go out on top, but I will wait until after the Vikings beat the Saints on Sunday.

The regular season is over, and that means somebody won CYST for the year.  It wasn’t me, so I don’t give a shit.  Nate, Jmac and Dan each picked up 2 points and I got 1 point.  If Nate would have picked up an extra 2 points, somewhere, anywhere during the entire season, that would have been enough for him to be crowned as the champion.  He didn’t tho, so we have to give the crown to Gabes.  Enjoy your winning cake.  Congrats to Nate for being the first loser and to Curtis and MiB for tying for 3rd place.  Sister kissing fuckers.

WEEK 17 WRAP UP

Total Points:

  • jmac34, 40, Chicago Bears over Minnesota Vikings
  • natesweet, 50, Atlanta Falcons over Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  • natesweet, 52, New Orleans Saints over Carolina Panthers

(Fuck you Nate, ya fucking loser.)

Margin of Victory:

  • None

(Nate sucks.)

Team Points:

  • DanOnWis, Detroit Lions 20 points in a loss vs. the Green Bay Packers
  • jmac34, Detroit Lions 20 points in a loss vs. the Green Bay Packers
  • thenichels, Carolina Panthers 10 points in a loss vs. the New Orleans Saints
  • DanOnWis, New Orleans Saints 42 points in a win vs. the Carolina Panthers

(Look, no points for Nate here.)

Against The Grain:

  • Empty

(More Nate failure.)

Nailed It:

  • Not Nate, or anyone

(Could have won it all Nate if you would have just hit here.)

Leader board:

NCFN & NFCS Picks
FYS User Total Points CYST Points Scored Spread ATG Home Visitor
Gabes22 22 0 5 6 1 4 6
natesweet 21 1 5 3 1 8 3
Curtis Fryer 16 0 2 3 2 4 5
Flavor Flav 16 1 3 4 1 3 4
jmac34 16 0 3 3 0 4 6
thenichels 14 1 2 6 1 3 1
LambeauOrWrigley 12 0 0 5 2 4 1
bp 11 0 2 3 0 5 1
0125 10 0 0 3 1 3 3
LKP 10 0 1 4 2 1 2
dabearz84 5 0 1 2 0 1 1
DanOnWis 5 0 0 0 1 1 3
potatoes 5 0 1 1 2 0 1
Big Deal 1 0 0 0 0 1 0

  The above only represents games that involved the NFCN or NFCS.  If you wish, the leader board for those who weren’t too “busy” to pick all the games is here.  This only contains those of you who actually scored a point in CYST.  Want to see your name here?  Do better and stop sucking like Andy who picks every game wrong all the time.

YOU CAN SEE THE ‘ALL GAMES’ LEADER BOARD HERE!

Wondering why some of the names have a different background color?  Well, that’s because of a fantastic feature of the CYST site.  If you click on My Account on the top right of the CYST site (when you’re logged in), you will see my todo list for that page, but also a color picker.  If you choose a color there (and click update), that color will be the background on the site in tables where your name appears.

No NFCN/S game tonight, in fact, no game at all.  Thursday night football is over for this season, but we’ll still do CYST on Thursday because fuck you, that’s why.  We have games on Saturday and Sunday for the wildcard weekend, with an NFCN/S game on Sunday, but don’t procrastinate, go make your picks now. No matter if you watch or not, get your butt over to CYST and make a pick for all the games, or be a bitch and just pick the NFCN/S games.  Go, go make your picks.  How do you get to the site so that you can pick games?  Well, that’s a good question.  If only there was a uniform resource locator in the form of a hyperlink.

DON’T FORGET TO MAKE YOUR PICKS FOR THIS WEEK’S GAMES

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL LINK RIGHT HERE GUYS