I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
No big intro as I have a big meeting coming up and have to get this out. The deadlines placed upon us by the site Andy built all by himself, with no help from anyone, are brutal. You may say that it is my fault that I forgot to get this rolling before 10 minutes ago, and to that I say, YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
Anyway, read below to find out if you were smart or not. Once you realize that you are not, make sure to find the official link to the CYST spreadsheet at the end of this article and enter your predictions so that we can ridicule you next week.
WEEK FIFTEEN WRAP UP
(I bet y’all could predict the smell of Rodgers’ butt hole)
Margin of victory:
TheHairy1, 28 pt victory, ATL over SF
Big Deal, 6 pt victory, DAL over TB
LoW, 3 pt victory, GB over CHI
(Look, these people are better than you)
(Y’all should cheat more often)
Your New Dad: 8
Big Deal: 4
TO THE PICKS!
If you would like to have your name forever enshrined in the vast expanse that is the internet, simply call your shot in the official FYS Spreadsheet. You can find it at the link below. Good luck internet friends, and see you next week for another edition of CYST!!!!!