I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi where I learned the three rules of life: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
The regular season is over and for many of us, that means football is over until the draft. However, some of you lucky bastards are still waiting to be disappointed by your favorite team. No matter which basket you’re in, CYST will live on for you.
Like the week before, DanOnWis tried to slip underneath SDL and pass him on the inside, but the old coot quickly blocked him. The rest of you did some stuff, but it was hardly worth nothing. Y’all need to work harder at not being bad by clicking on the official link to the CYST spreadsheet at the end of this article and enter your predictions.
WEEK SEVENTEEN WRAP UP
SDL, 55, GB@DET
(SDL is like Keith Richards; he just won’t die)
Margin of victory:
Big Deal, 7 pt victory, GB over DET
DanOnWis, 1 pt victory, TB over CAR
Jmac, 6 pt victory, ATL over NO
(These guys didn’t suck so much)
(Except everyone that nailed your mom)
Your New Dad: 8
Big Deal: 5
TO THE PICKS!
If you would like to have your name forever enshrined in the vast expanse that is the internet, simply call your shot in the official FYS Spreadsheet. You can find it at the link below. Good luck internet friends, and see you next week for another edition of CYST!!!!!