It me. Here’s the NFC North 2019 Mock Draft. This is future fact folks. Don’t mock me if it’s wrong.
Detroit Lions
Time for Quinn magic or a broken LKP tv.
Chicago Bears
They don’t have a 1st and 2nd round pick folks. Call NFL Network and ask who they should take.
Green Bay Packers
Gutekunst will do more fleecing than the Ba Ba Black Sheep nursery rhyme. Stupid Saints not caring about the future after Brees.
Minnesota Vikings
Ricky Spielman adding to their embarrassment of riches.
The Draft is 8 PM ET tonight in Nashville on ABC, NFL Network and ESPN and probably ESPN The Ocho. Can’t wait to see who stays in the green room and gets pissed off and kills the Lions for years because of it. Some will laugh, some will cry, there will be trades to nullify this mock draft. Bears will trade up and give up 30 picks for a QB. But one thing is for sure, Mel Kiper will have great hair.
My dream is Ed Oliver or Josh Allen to the Lions or a trade down. Dreams will be shattered with TJ Hockensen probably. I’ll take Ferrell though or Taylor or Sweat or even Hockensen. Hell, I’ll love whoever the Lions pick. This article is over now. Bitch… Bye