Proctologistics
Week one is in the books, and there are already a few certainties.
- The Packers are done. Sure, they lost to the defending Superbowl champions, but the game looked like a battle between Alabama and McNeese State.
- The Vikings crushed an opponent on the road. The division is their’s to lose.
- Same old Jay. Bears might as well pack it in and start playing for a top draft choice.
- 49ers are back, baby! They crushed a stout Cowboys team in Dallas!
- Stafford is the man. Quarterbacks all over the league are scrambling to develop their sidearm mechanics.
- Rodgers, Brady, and Brees lost. Locker, Palmer, and Tannehill won. It’s time to reevaluate the “Big Three”.
OK, now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, let’s see if I can’t temper my power rankings with a slightly more rational approach.
Who’s Hot
Sorry, as much as it turns my stomach to say it, Seattle looks to be in midseason form.
Who’s Not
Dallas is a hot mess.
You Said it.
Preperation_A – “Indy above GB?”
JJ – Yes, and it shall remain that way, at least for another week.
FalconsFan – “Jaguars over the Falcons? Seems legit.”
JJ – Too legit… Too legit to quit!
OK. I may have planted a few teams to get a rise out of my audience.