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FYS Week 16 Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS

We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again.

-Donald Trump

Well, boys and girls, we’re getting down to the end. I hope you’re all enjoying your holidays, I know I am. I’ll keep this short and sweet, and let your own words take us to the rankings.

YOU SAID IT

Big Deal – My friend was in prison. He said he had to join a gang or get reckt every day so he joined some white power guys. He said he had to either pay to get in, suk a dik or get the shit kicked out of him as entrance fee. His prison ID shows him with a swollen and purple face because he was broke and nohomo.

Raji
DEAL SOME DRUGS AND GO TO PRISON
JOIN A GANGS YOUR BEST DECISION
GET BEAT UP OR PAY ADMISSION
OR SUCK A COCK FOR YOUR AUDITION

French Andy – the middle kid finally uncovered the sex toys location in my house. Lolhim

Preparation_A – he touched his mom’s dried vaj juice

Donny – I’m really amped for olympic curling season.

BP – I also curled in High School. #justwisconsinthingsapparently

theNichels – We didn’t have a curling team in HS because I didn’t go to a bitch high school

IT’S TIME TO RANK ‘EM AND SPANK ‘EM

RankStreakTeamRecordComments
1W1Philadelphia Eagles13-2theNichels is a dick.
2W3Carolina Panthers11-4Thatsalottapotatoes sucks ass.
3W2New England Patriots12-3Donny likes to stick things up his butt.
4W2Minnesota Vikings11-4CJammin is queer as a 3 dollar bill.
5W2Los Angeles Rams11-4BP has AIDs.
6W1Pittsburgh Steelers12-3Big Deal puts dog shit on his sandwiches.
7W2New Orleans Saints11-4natesweet diddles young boys.
8L1Jacksonville Jaguars10-5BWC is a retard.
9W3Kansas City Chiefs9-6Gundy finger bangs orphans.
10W2Baltimore Ravens9-6ASR swallows loads on the reg.
11W1Seattle Seahawks9-6MKE has a tiny dick.
12W1Los Angeles Chargers8-7theNichels is married to a Canadian, for fucks sake!
13L1Atlanta Falcons9-6MIB is more rank then these rankings.
14L1Dallas Cowboys8-7Natra floated a loan to his mother to front her hooking business.
15L1Detroit Lions8-7SDL cheats on his taxes.
16L1Buffalo Bills8-7Brickfinger thinks bacon sucks.
17W2Washington Redskins7-8LOW eats peanut butter and crackers and tries to whistle with his mouth full.
18L3Tennessee Titans8-7Shooter's mouth is usually full of cocks.
19W1Arizona Cardinals7-8Krush jacks off to Anne Murray's greatest hits.
20W4San Francisco 49ers5-10Horse refuses to brush his teeth.
21W1Chicago Bears5-10Raji's breath smells like rotten ass.
22W1Cincinnati Bengals6-9LKP only flushes the toilet once a week.
23L2Green Bay Packers7-8MaC panics when people say hello to him.
24L2Oakland Raiders6-9Reggie sticks a hose up his butt and sucks his farts.
25L2Miami Dolphins6-9Curtis gives his mother a reach around when they hug.
26L3New York Jets 5-10Gundy eats his boogers.
27L1Denver Broncos5-10Glove saves his belly button lint in a mayonnaise jar.
28L5Tampa Bay Bucanneers4-11Andy scoots around naked on his carpet to clean his anal gland.
29L5Houston Texans4-11TheHairy doesn't believe in vaccinations .
30L6Indianapolis Colts3-12J.J. is a flat earther.
31L5New York Giants2-13G&G is a lazy. low down, pud sucking, degenerate moron.
32L15Cleveland Browns0-15theNichels voted for Donald Trump.