His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson. His name is Bobert Paulson.
Tiger Woods looked like a champion through two rounds at the Masters, shooting a scintillating 74 and 73 on Thursday and Friday, respectively. He then made a classy move to withdraw from the tournament ahead of the weekend, paving a way for some of the younger “stars” to shine.
And shine they did! Brooks Koepka (Smash GC) bravely tied LIV competitor Phil Mickelson (HyFlyers GC) with a -8 to tie for second place. But nobody was brighter than winner Jon Rahm and -12. His head may be too large to look normal in a hat, but he is a green jacket holder for life nevertheless.
In local news Donny Donowitz, frequent flyer on top of the rad fysters golf betting competition list, was victorious again. Everyone congratulate him on a successful Easter.