Russell Wilson Is Tool

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I'm just an average Joe. I live in a shoe box in my parents driveway with two dead hookers. I sprinkle cocaine on my cereal, because coffee just doesn't do it for me. Most days I have mild to moderate diarrhea, and all of my erections last more than four hours.

Russel Wilson looks like the type of guy that would rat you out to the cops, then fuck your girl while you’re in jail, not flush after he takes a shit, and probably listens to Ja Rule unironically.