The Minnesota Vikings raided Philadelphia to pillage victory from the quaking hands of the obviously inferior Eagles, who like a good little medieval peasant donning a bowl cut and itchy robe, had lost the battle before it began. Fear gripped each Eagle feather. Pressure mounted. Sweat beaded. Knees wobbled. The very notion of the […]
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We only have three more tru-football games left this season. Let’s enjoy them. The Conference Championships are on Sunday and should be great matchups. Three of the four teams have never won the Super Bowl and one team (Jacksonville) has never been to a Super Bowl. The Patriots have won 5 Super Bowls and been […]
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Sorry fucktards, I’m sick and have been in bed all day…well there and in the bathroom. I’d snap my adventures in there but the stuff is coming out of both ends like Niagara Falls. Anyway, CYST. LKP called his shot, and gave Glove a rim job on his way past. Some other people did stuff. […]
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Eagles 15 Falcons 10 Defensive game with both run games bottled up. Foles played a bit better and two eagles fumbles helped falcons early. Foles earned 100 qb rating. Falcons had a chance at the end but failed on 4th down from 2 yards out when the ball went through Julios Jones hands. This was […]
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