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Playoffs

CYST: Divisional Week

January 11, 2018January 11, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Divisional Week

The wildcard round is in the books and we move one week closer to no football for months.  I know that’s not a big issue for some of you because you like shitty sports like basketball and hockey, but for us non-bitch bois, we have to wait until spring training for any real sports.   […]

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Divisional Weekend

January 10, 2018bpLeave a Comment on Divisional Weekend

Hey guys. Playoffs are here, get your butts in gear. Falcons at Eagles People seem to like the Falcons in this one. Titans at Patriots Ermergerd Terterns ert Pertrererts. Jaguars at Steelers This game actually seems interesting, and I look forward to watching it. Saints at Vikings

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Wild Weekend

January 8, 2018Russ ThomasLeave a Comment on Wild Weekend

Wildcard weekend is in the books. There were a few surprise results but most games went as expected. Titans 22 Chiefs 21 The Titans stormed back down 21-3 at the half to win 22-21 at Kansas City. Mariota notched an 88 qb rating and Derek Henry had 197 yards from scrimmage. Alex Smith had a […]

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CYST: Wildcard Week

January 4, 2018John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Wildcard Week

Well, here we are.  The playoffs.  Joy for some of us, sorrow for the rest of you losers.  The Lions missed the playoffs like I said they would back in week 8 and now LKP has to eat dog poop; we’ll get it from Donny’s dog because that poop will probably have the AIDS.  The […]

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